My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
Dennys………
holy shit dennys
dennys is my favorite blog why no follow back dennys
when u blog com home and make hte follow bcak
Ezra Koenig
“Begging you to sit for a portrait on the wall
To hang in the dark of some parliamentary hall”
THE VIRGINITY OF AUSTIN INSTAGRAMPA
Since this blog is coming up on 20,000 followers, I thought I’d do a sexy little giveaway ;)
He’s in Hawaii right now, but reblog this post for a chance to win his virginity! REBLOGS only, MUST be following (I do check!!) I’m going to use a random number generator to choose the winner!
Multiple reblogs count as multiple entries, but reblogs onto a spam blog don’t count. I WILL check!
Giveaway closes when he gets back from Hawaii, June 28th! That gives you 8 days to reblog!
The winner’s ask box MUST be open or I will choose a new winner!
Good luck!
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
HEY GUYS IT’S JUNE 19
GUESS THAT MEANS?
IT MEANS FUN!
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST EXPERIENCE
magic
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
ice cream cake is a thing. literally CAKE made of ICE CREAM so why is war a thing
